CruiseOne/Mike and Darlene Jordan
Ship Review
Royal Caribbean Mariner of the Seas Oct 26 to Nov 11, 2011-Rome to Galveston, TX
We began this trip with a 3-night stay in Rome, and had just a wonderful time. We booked a ½ day private tour for our group of 6, to see the Vatican Museum, St. Peter’s Square and Basilica. The tour also included the hotel stay, and transfers from airport to hotel and hotel to pier, with a stop at the tiny village of Ceri on the way to Civitavecchia. The cost of the tour was worth every penny, as we got to skip the lines at the Vatican, saving at least an hour of wait-time, and our guide was knowledgeable and very good at making the best use of our time.
We’d been on the Mariner twice before, and were looking forward to being aboard her again. She’s a beautiful ship, and has been well maintained. Still very clean and looking new.
ACCOMMODATIONS
Our stateroom was a category D1, mid-ship on deck 7. Great location; and the room was very well laid out, with plenty of room for two. We found that the closet and drawer space offered plenty of room for everything we’d packed for a 16-night cruise. The bathroom is small but arranged nicely, and the balcony was in good shape. Our room attendant was very professional, and very good at his job, and when we asked for anything it was provided quickly. The bed was a bit firm, but he delivered a foam egg-crate pad and it made it quite comfortable. Our only criticism of Royal Caribbean’s staterooms is the fact that they’ve stopped providing the nice soaps and shampoos that they used to, unless you’re booked in a higher category.
FOOD
First of all, whoever dreamed up My Time dining was on something stronger than water. Most people think that My Time dining means that you show up at the dining room when you are hungry, and you get to sit down and eat (did NCL spoil us?). WRONG. My Time means that you choose a time other than Main or Late, but you must make a reservation, and you’re stuck with that table and that time for the whole cruise. Well, since we were going to be on a 16-night cruise, and we are somewhat stubborn, we refused to make reservations. We only had a long wait the first night, and a couple of other nights when all 6 of us wanted to sit together. Otherwise, the Maitre d’ soon learned that we would not be forced into the same time every night, he chilled out and had us seated rather quickly. He did take some MAJOR grief from a lot of other guests about the weird system, one woman claiming she’d have his job. We were really tempted to ask her if she knew how hard she’d have to work for very little money, but we restrained ourselves. My Time dining is a system with a very limited appeal, and we think RCI should really re-think this dining system.
Overall, we felt that the food was only average. There were a few items on the dinner buffet that were above average, and sadly, most meals in the buffet were actually better than what was served in the dining room. We had a couple of really good meals in the dining room, but overall, dining in the main dining room was a disappointment. Breakfasts and lunches in the buffet were typical, and we did not use the main dining room for any of those meals.
Chops
We celebrated our anniversary at Chops, and while the service and ambiance were very good, the food was only slightly above average, not what we’d expected.
Portofino
We took our group members to Portofino one night, and were really glad we’d booked Portofino and not Chops for this little party. The service was exceptional, even though they were very busy, and the food was exquisite! The presentation was so well done that one of our table-mates took photos of almost every course. This meal was well worth the money, and much better than our Chops experience.
Johnny Rockets
The six of us ate here, and it was much better than we’d remembered. Great, fun staff, and very good food.
ENTERTAINMENT
In a word: boring. We left almost every show early, with the exception of a slight-of-hand guy and a violinist. Their production shows were pretty unimaginative, and the talent was only so-so.
The guy at the piano bar looked kind of bored most of the time. They have a good house band, but they are pretty limited in their repertoire, and the salsa music got a little tiresome after hearing for several nights in a row.
The DJ in the Dragon’s Lair was not at all adept at reading his crowd, or was so restricted to a schedule that even if the place was busy and everyone was dancing, he’d change to hip-hop and everyone would leave. Not a lot of 20-somethings on a 16-night crossing in October.
CRUISE DIRECTOR/ACTIVITIES STAFF
Again, not great. We heard a lot of folks mention that there just wasn’t much to do, and we had 6 sea days in a row. Unless you’re into towel folding, you’d better not mind just entertaining yourself. Which was OK with us, we mostly wanted to relax and read, but others were kind of at a loss during the day.
They offered what they called “Zumbaâ€, but the guy doing the class thought Zumba was the same as line dancing, and his English was so bad it was hard to understand him. They were also thoughtless and held the class poolside during the crossing. At least one person fell, so hard she hit her head on the deck, and many people slipped. It was not a good plan.
Overall, the activities staff lacked imagination and energy. For a 16-day crossing, they should have had a lot more planned.
They did offer Yoga and Pilates classes, but we thought they were overpriced. I would have spent hundreds if I’d taken the classes on all of the sea days.
Overall, we enjoyed the cruise, as we really wanted to see the ports and just relax the rest of the time, but we did hear a lot of people who wanted more options to keep them busy. The Mariner is still a great ship though, and I’d do this cruise again. One other thing, this ship has one of the most personable Captains we’ve ever met. He was seen all over the ship, mingling with folks and having his photo taken, and always seemed at ease and willing to chat.